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A government which attracts as much attention and debate as ours will shurley produce some memorable quotes:

• “The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” - Jay Leno
• “We declared war on terror-it’s not even a noun, so, good luck.” - Jon Stewart
• “Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didn’t want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass.” - Jon Stewart
• “To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush…I feel like I’m dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I’m a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough…Somebody shoot me in the face.” - Steven Colbert
• “Folks, the President needs a break. He’s like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil vacuum. If you don’t recharge his batteries, he can’t suck.” - Steven Colbert
• “The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post ‘Thou shalt not steal,’ ‘Thou shalt not commit adultery,’ and ‘Thou shalt not lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.” - George Carlin
• “The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.” - Winston Churchill
• “It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.” - Winston Churchill
• “One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” - Plato
• “The measure of a man is what he does with power.” - Plato 

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