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Potential Viagra Slogans

June 13th, 2008 · No Comments

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The [...]

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The Problem in the Middle East

June 5th, 2008 · No Comments

The problem in the middle east:

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Imaginary Numbers

May 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Imaginary Numbers:

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The Scientific Method Vs. The Creationist Method

April 28th, 2008 · 4 Comments

The difference between the scientific method and the creationist method:

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How to Ensure Your Girlfriend Never Leaves You

March 27th, 2008 · No Comments

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How to Pickup Chicks Using Facebook

March 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Yet another way to use Facebook to your advantage:

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Piracy Fights Global Warming?

March 19th, 2008 · No Comments


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Freedom Boarding

March 17th, 2008 · No Comments

Bush gets a taste of his own medicine with “freedom boarding”:

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Map of Ludacris’ “Hoes”

March 14th, 2008 · No Comments

I found this map of the area codes in which Ludacris claims to have “hoes” in his song “Area Codes”:

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The Golden Rule

March 6th, 2008 · No Comments

The “Golden Rule” for atheists:

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Premature Ejaculation

March 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Premature ejaculation:

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You Know You’re A Redneck If Your Wife Is Quoted In The Local Paper Saying…

March 4th, 2008 · No Comments

You Know You’re A Redneck If Your Wife Is Quoted In The Local Paper Saying:

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When Viagra Won’t Help

February 25th, 2008 · No Comments

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex in quite some time.  She was afraid she might have something
wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex
therapist. 

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Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

February 14th, 2008 · No Comments

(ACPA-London) Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the big-bang in a piece of toast. atheist Donald Chapman, 36, told local newspaper, “the huddlesfield express” that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

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Arkansas High School Test Questions

February 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can
be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead
sheep and canoeists.

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Video: Spanish for Your Nanny

January 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Great video about how to say commonly used phrases in Spanish:

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If We Hired People the Same Way We Elect Them

January 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Great comic form today’s paper:

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This is the Real Reason Pirates are So Feared:

January 9th, 2008 · No Comments

This is just wrong:

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Candidates for First Darwin Award of 2008

January 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Here are at least 3 people who are just asking for a Darwin Award:

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Cartoon: Why Do Mass Shootings Happen in ‘gun Free Zones’?

December 16th, 2007 · No Comments

This cartoon was published in the Rome News-Tribune: 

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Five Excuses When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

December 1st, 2007 · 3 Comments

5. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
4. “This is one of those 15 minute power naps they taught us about in the time management course you sent me to.”
3. “Whew! I must have left the top off the white out again. You probably got here just in time.”
2. “Did you ever [...]

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