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Potential Viagra Slogans

June 13th, 2008 · No Comments

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The [...]

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Posted in: Humor

The Problem in the Middle East

June 5th, 2008 · No Comments

The problem in the middle east:

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Posted in: Humor

PHP Invoice System

May 25th, 2008 · No Comments

I’ve created a simple invoice system to facilitate my business. It will work “out of the box” for many situations, but was designed to be more of a framework which can be tailored to your needs. Here are some of the current features:

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Imaginary Numbers

May 18th, 2008 · No Comments

Imaginary Numbers:

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Posted in: Humor

The Scientific Method Vs. The Creationist Method

April 28th, 2008 · 4 Comments

The difference between the scientific method and the creationist method:

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Posted in: Humor

How to Ensure Your Girlfriend Never Leaves You

March 27th, 2008 · No Comments

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Posted in: Humor

How to Pickup Chicks Using Facebook

March 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Yet another way to use Facebook to your advantage:

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Piracy Fights Global Warming?

March 19th, 2008 · No Comments


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Posted in: Humor

Freedom Boarding

March 17th, 2008 · No Comments

Bush gets a taste of his own medicine with “freedom boarding”:

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Map of Ludacris’ “Hoes”

March 14th, 2008 · No Comments

I found this map of the area codes in which Ludacris claims to have “hoes” in his song “Area Codes”:

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Posted in: Humor

The Golden Rule

March 6th, 2008 · No Comments

The “Golden Rule” for atheists:

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Posted in: Humor

Premature Ejaculation

March 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Premature ejaculation:

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You Know You’re A Redneck If Your Wife Is Quoted In The Local Paper Saying…

March 4th, 2008 · No Comments

You Know You’re A Redneck If Your Wife Is Quoted In The Local Paper Saying:

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Posted in: Humor

When Viagra Won’t Help

February 25th, 2008 · No Comments

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex in quite some time.  She was afraid she might have something
wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex
therapist. 

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Posted in: Humor

Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

February 14th, 2008 · No Comments

(ACPA-London) Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the big-bang in a piece of toast. atheist Donald Chapman, 36, told local newspaper, “the huddlesfield express” that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

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Arkansas High School Test Questions

February 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can
be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it
removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead
sheep and canoeists.

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Video: Spanish for Your Nanny

January 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Great video about how to say commonly used phrases in Spanish:

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Posted in: Humor

If We Hired People the Same Way We Elect Them

January 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Great comic form today’s paper:

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What Do Those Who Favor Outlawing Abortion Think the Punishment Should Be?

January 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

Those who support outlawing abortion (aka “pro-lifers”) can often be found demonstrating in public. They appear in front of abortion clinics, courts, town halls, and city street corners. Some wear tee-shirts, some hold signs proclaiming the wrath of God is eminent, and some even hold posters with pictures of dead babies and aborted fetuses on [...]

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Posted in: Misc.

Citizen’s Arrest (aka “Arrest By a Private Person”) in Arizona

January 10th, 2008 · No Comments

I was asked the other day how a ”citizen’s arrest” works. In short, a citizen’s arrest (or more properly, “arrest by a private person”) follows the same procedure as an arrest by a officer, with a few extra requirements. Before going any further, it is important to note that a) I am not a lawyer and [...]

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This is the Real Reason Pirates are So Feared:

January 9th, 2008 · No Comments

This is just wrong:

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Posted in: Humor

Political Quotes

January 9th, 2008 · No Comments

A government which attracts as much attention and debate as ours will shurley produce some memorable quotes:

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Posted in: Misc.

Candidates for First Darwin Award of 2008

January 6th, 2008 · No Comments

Here are at least 3 people who are just asking for a Darwin Award:

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Cartoon: Why Do Mass Shootings Happen in ‘gun Free Zones’?

December 16th, 2007 · No Comments

This cartoon was published in the Rome News-Tribune: 

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Super 9 Airsoft Rifle Upgrade And Mod Guide

December 2nd, 2007 · 2 Comments

If you got here looking for my Super 9 Airsoft rifle guide, it has been removed. It was lost awhile ago in my transition to a new website. I haven’t been “into” airsoft guns in quite some time, but I believe I heard about a new version of the Super 9 being released, which would [...]

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